The difference between a conservative and a liberal

[SBinRockrimmon]

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If a conservative doesn't like guns, they don't buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, then no one should have one.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, they don't eat meat. If a liberal is, they want to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, they quietly enjoy their life. If a liberal is homosexual, they loudly demand legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal wants all churches to be silenced.

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that his neighbors pay for his.

[AlfredTwo]

Related.

Republicans steal from the middle class and give to the rich.
Democrats steal from the middle class and git it to the poor.

So who you vote for depends on if you aspire to be rich or to be poor.

[Rob C]

Related.

Republicans steal from the middle class and give to the rich.
Democrats steal from the middle class and git it to the poor.

So who you vote for depends on if you aspire to be rich or to be poor.

That assumes greed is your only motivator!

Must have been written by a Republican...

[curt]

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If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal wants all churches to be silenced.

A liberal wants everyone to go to my church.

[shawn_oneil]

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

Rob's agenda!